4 February 2009

Step Aside Murphy

Everyone knows how Murphy's Law works.

You'll be totally jobless at work the entire week, and you have absolutely nothing better to do, since your social life is resembling the Sahara... and that's ok, if a little boring…

But…

The one day that you want to leave early? Well, that's the day when you're totally jobless till 5pm, and then all of a sudden, like magic, you're overloaded with work. And before you know it its 8 O'clock and all your friends are going "where the heck ARE you!!? This DJ is so awesome!" or "Happy Hour ends in 5 minutes!" or whatever it was you were planning to do.


But Murphy hasn't got a thing on Karma.


One of my friends suffers from a terrible case of instant karma. She just Can Not lie and call in sick at work.

It never fails.

If she says she has the flu and can’t go in one day, she’ll be running a fever by that evening.

She tried to be smart about it yesterday and called in and told her boss that she had food poisoning, because hey, who can get food poisoning out of the blue and with no warning?

Well apparently she can.

I’ve always thought that Karma would make a pretty cool superhero.

Think about it, karma is essentially justice. Or to quote wiki “Karma is the law of moral causation” I’ve always held more of a belief in the theosophical idea of Karma, which is essentially a theory of inevitable consequence.

So a Karma superhero just makes sense.

Bad guys rob a bank, but as they speed off in their getaway car, Karma pops out of nowhere. And BAM! Next thing you know the getaway car is upside-down in a ring of extremely confused looking cops.

Sorry Boys!


Yes, yes, I do know he looks like superman. What did you expect me to do? Draw him!?

But forget about that… don’t you think it’s a good idea?


Oh, btw… if anyone from DC or Marvel happens to read this… it’s MY concept! I know you’re hurting for ideas right now (don’t try to deny it… I’ve seen the new batgirl comics!), but I still will sue.

22 January 2009

xkcd... this is how my brain works




oh man... if i confess to having actually done pretty much exactly this, does that make me a total geek?

Star Wars Theme Songs

I just heard We Walk by The Ting Tings for the first time today… and you know what struck me first? Well… it doesn’t really sound like We Walk… it sounds like Ewok.

And actually as a theme song I think it really fits!

These are the lyrics… and for your convenience I’ve substituted Ewok for We walk…

So tell me…. Am I right? Or am I right?





You never alter, you're always you
Everything's breaking, but I don't care
Smash the rest up, burn it down
Put us in the corner 'cause we're into ideas

Take these edges, they're inside out
No one will notice, they're looking elsewhere
We can be honest, we call it off
We've got the choice if it all goes wrong

Ewok, Ewok

Ewok, Ewok


You see the changes in things that come
Its how you deal with it when switching off
Make a decision, a precondition
We've got the choice if it all goes wrong

Ewok, Ewok

Ewok, Ewok


When nothing makes you feel good

Then nothing makes you feel good
When nothing makes you feel good

Then nothing makes you feel good

We've got the choice if it all goes wrong

Ewok, Ewok
If it all goes wrong
Ewok, Ewok
If it all goes wrong

Ewok, Ewok

If it makes you feel good, if it makes you feel good
Ewok, Ewok
When it all goes wrong

Ewok, Ewok
Ewok, Ewok


Can’t you just picture these tubby guys singing away?

6 January 2009

Is it a Bird? Is it a Plane? No! It's the Procrastinator!

Well…. It’s Tuesday. The first one of the year! And I’ve done absolutely nothing work-wise today. Nada, zip, zilch… not a damn thing on my list. And that is suuuuuuuch a bad idea considering Tuesday’s are always the most f*all-est day of my week.

And now I’m going for lunch :P

Back in a bit... will post more then... maybe... or maybe I should just get down to work.


Well if I decide to do the responsible thing then Adios folks, and I promise to post something more worth reading soon!


oh!

and Happy New Year everyone!!

19 December 2008

Anyone want my cold?

only asking coz of this.... (UPDATE! oops... sorry, ebay took that link off a while ago - but this was what i was talking about)

and look at how much its going for!!!
i dont know if i should laugh or gag...
one more post for the People are just Weird archives

(although it is for charity... so maybe that's why people are bidding so high.